biology report

hi. my name is renee summerfield and i am here today to talk to you about evolution. some people confuse evolution with evilution. evilution does not really actually exist, yet. evolution is when mother nature looks at something and says, "hey! you're not good enough!" and then makes something happen so it changes. humans have the corner on evolution because supposedly they discovered it. but we don't even really know for sure if that's true. just look at dolphins. dolphins bone for fun and copulate all day long. they chirp secret coded messages to eachother under the sea and birth bloody little babies in the water. and you're telling me they're not evolved? yeah right. maybe they don't have ipods, but maybe ipods doesn't really mean so much in the end, after all. people say that change is good. they say, "oh! i love change. change is so good. i can't wait for change." i say change is like crotch rot- nobody needs it, nobody wants it.
evolution: it's a theory that is over-rated and super under-evolved.