secret confession

okay. i feel like i should tell everybody this-- just get it out there, get it over with. i'm tired of the lies, and the american people deserve to know the truth. this has gone on for far too long.

i'm the one who revealed valerie plame's identity. it was me.

i know it was wrong of me. i can never take back what i did, but i can come out now and just tell everyone what they need to hear, save the nation of all this trouble and heartache.
in my defense, though, that bitch deserved it. we were in the same sorority at cal state san bernardino, and she was always, always eating the last of my fucking nacho cheese dip. seriously-- every fucking time i'd buy a new jar, i'd turn away for one god damn second and there she'd be, orange goo all over her lips and fingers, tortilla chip crumbs spilling down the front of her shirt. that bitch was greedy as hell.
frankly, if you ask me, she had it coming to her. hands down.