alternatives to boycotting arizona that are likely to be just as effective*

(*and by "effective," of course i mean "ineffectual" and "stupid")

1.) rework all metaphors in current use that refer, in any way, shape or form, to arizona. ie, "a big rift has come between us, as big as the chulyshman canyon." or "she was a woman transformed, emerging anew into the world like a bennu rising."
2.) make out with arizona's boyfriend.
3.) don't send her an invite to your big birthday bash (everyone is going to be there, except arizona. the bitch.)
4.) to arizona's face, be all "oh my god, your hair is so cute!" and then behind her back be like "she is such a fat cow."
5.) put itching powder in arizona's underwear, or better, during math class slide a whoopie cushion under her big, fat cow ass.
6.) wear the same dress as arizona to prom, but make a big show of looking way better in it.
7.) or the worst? unfriend that ho on facebook.

you could also boycott arizona iced tea. or racism in general. me, i'm boycotting stupid boycotts that hurt the very people you are setting out to "save." if the san francisco city council wants to head a boycott against destructive trade agreements that are the reason why millions of people are pouring into this country (from all cardinal directions) then count me in. until then, here's a little note to this fair city:
"dear san francisco: you're embarrassing all of us. please stop."